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ramblings

or the rare times i remember to write

Created on 2004-01-19 02:24:36 (#1934625), last updated 2008-09-09

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Name:	helples_paradox
Birthdate:	1978-03-31
Location:	Portland, Oregon, United States

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Let me begin with the fact that this (like everything I write) is just an ongoing rant that will keep getting longer over time and that beyond that I don't really know how to describe me except as somewhat of a paradox. I'm high strung, but if I were anymore laid back I'd be a corpse. I love to make up my own words, but I'm a stickler for spelling and grammar. I go crazy without social contact, but I can't stand to work with the public. I crave stability, but can't stand to hold still too long or be tied to anything. I'm super-ambitious, but lack motivation. I'm either super-focused on something or totally scatter-brained. People are never sure whether to be attracted to, or appalled by, me. Do you see where I'm going with this? More stuff about me: I'm poly, kinky, accident prone,loud, un-PC, funny, outspoken, opinionated, nerdy, intelligent, perverted, mentally unstable, honest to a fault, weird, affectionate, cuddly, verbose, loyal, soft-hearted, hard-headed, rarely picky, erudite, fun-loving, free-spirited, ridiculously open-minded and fairly non-judgemental, hot-tempered and hot-blooded, hate cybering and one night stands, I drink, smoke pot on occasion, (but don't do any other drugs) smoke cigs, swear, take off my clothes in public, sometimes try to mother the people i care about, breathe fire, sleep with whomever I please, go adventuring, drag shy and mopey people out of their shells, go to protests, bring home strays of all kinds, break the rules whenever i can get away with it and have lousy table manners. i have a crazy past and basically I, unapolagetically, do whatever I damn well please, as long as I'm not stagnating or intentionally injuring anyone, uptight society be damned. And if we end up friends or lovers I'll probably drag you into all sorts of adventures along with me. I get along with most people, and believe that anyone is worth meeting once, but tend to avoid anyone racist, homophobic, prudish, uptight, close-minded, or fanatically religious. Life is for the living so I try to enjoy every moment I can and not waste time with people/things I dislike. And that's all I can think of for now, but I'll prolly get some more in here later.

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